Why did they make him spooky?!

Holy shit I just rolled it

Lasso tool speed paint

I can summon cars

OK GUYS WHO TOLD HIM THAT THERE ALL DAVES THAT AINT EVIL?

we are the ghosts of crhistmas

Obese individual goes insane after it was butter

Sure buddy sure

@Remcalliar

How do I explain to my cat that this is not a tasty snack?

WHAT IS THE DAVES CREW OPINIONS ON "DAVE"?!

Alisha:HE is a uuh cunt... yep a cunt.

Dave:I'm the best and I intend on being the best dave in all of the world!

Me:watcha gonna do fistfight them?!

Dave: yes atually!

Me: DONT FUCKING DO THAT!