I can summon cars

WHAT IS THE DAVES CREW OPINIONS ON "DAVE"?!

Alisha:HE is a uuh cunt... yep a cunt.

Dave:I'm the best and I intend on being the best dave in all of the world!

Me:watcha gonna do fistfight them?!

Dave: yes atually!

Me: DONT FUCKING DO THAT!

Holy shit I just rolled it

So smart we are eh? @Remcalliar

Sure buddy sure

we are the ghosts of crhistmas

Obese individual goes insane after it was butter

OK GUYS WHO TOLD HIM THAT THERE ALL DAVES THAT AINT EVIL?

Lasso tool speed paint

@Remcalliar

How do I explain to my cat that this is not a tasty snack?