I can summon cars

Why did they make him spooky?!

OK GUYS WHO TOLD HIM THAT THERE ALL DAVES THAT AINT EVIL?

WHAT IS THE DAVES CREW OPINIONS ON "DAVE"?!

Alisha:HE is a uuh cunt... yep a cunt.

Dave:I'm the best and I intend on being the best dave in all of the world!

Me:watcha gonna do fistfight them?!

Dave: yes atually!

Me: DONT FUCKING DO THAT!

Lasso tool speed paint

So smart we are eh? @Remcalliar

Obese individual goes insane after it was butter

Holy shit I just rolled it

Sure buddy sure

@Remcalliar

How do I explain to my cat that this is not a tasty snack?