I'm jacked as hell

I need to eat more I'm looking a little thin.

I look awesome in my senior year picture

don't make my mistake when you look at an eclipse

I bring the beef

Our Intergalactic Party was out of this world!

This video is the next best thing to having been there.

Postal

Got me a good birthday present today, good investment.

in a hotel room

on my laptop

looked up to find the most suspicious looking lamp ever

Who is this, totally isn't me