be in class

morbidly obese fat kid also in class

his name was Stephen

gets obsessed with Wario Land 3

always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3

got it taken away a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school

didn't even understand the games, just liked wario

made up moves that Wario did

basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing

"Wario Punch", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", ect

Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did

anyway so in class one day

teacher asks class a question

Stephen raises his hand to answer

actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related

gets it wrong

smartass teacher's pet cunt sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer

Stephen is visibly angered

turns to her and screams: "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!"

Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her

Stephen, no.wav

rips the mightest of ass right at her

Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast

she's the first to smell it

she pukes on the spot

whole class starts to smell like the fowlest shit I may have ever smelled

we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out onto the hall

Stephen got ISS for 3 days

smartass cunt never spoke up again

Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too