Check Out This Dialog Box That Appeared On My Home Screen!

Now it's gone down to fourteen hours, but seriously! Check out how long Dropbox thought that the Official Provisional Release would take to upload! Like, how ridiculous is THAT?! Eh?

Have YOU beat the game yet?

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M