I just put my newborn son into a blender

w h a t-👁️👄👁️

Raccoon:D

Awww thank you🥺

Oh shi-

I'm good bestie 😌👍

Why is my Roblox friend asking me if I remember Anna- who tf is Anna 👁️👄👁️

My karaoke machine said bye bye.

It stopped working for good fam

Just cuz why not, I'm bored as fuck.

Just, nothing sexual.

When my teddy bear child(Olivia) supports trans by sitting with a bottle with a trans flag on it-

I knew it was a good idea to title her as my child with my girlfriend👍