Second part to what the hell I tried to cook up earlier. This has been written before the release of Chapter 3. Things MAY change if this is ever continued.

[[16+ warning. As usual. Don't force yourself to read this.]]

Spamton grins at Tenna, knowing that he really wants another kiss from him.

"SO, [Boob Tube]? YOU GONNA [Kissed] ME OR N 0T?"

"Once we get out of here and into a more... peaceful place." Tenna smirks and drags Spamton out of the stage. The crowd is gone. The lights broke. They were really scared of Spamton earlier.

"I'll... clean this up later." Tenna lied to Spamton.

"QU1T YOUR BULL[$!$!] YOU AIN;T GONNA [[Sweep Sweep Sweep]] THAT!!! YOU TH1NK I,M [[Not Worthy Of Power]]?!?!"

"Alright, Spamton, you got me. Easily..." They head off and accidently meet up with... Jevil?!?

"UEE HEE HEE! PUPPET BOY! GUESS WHO'S BACK! IT'S YOUR FAVORITE LOVABLE GUY, GUY! ME—HEE—HEE!"

"MAN [$!$!] OFF, YOU D@MN [[Clown Around Town]]! I'M [[Working A 9-5 Office Job]] WITH MY— MY [[New Business Partners!]] D0N;T YOU HAVE ANY—ANYTHING—ANYTHING ELSE TO [[Get 3000 Kromer In Three Easy Steps!]]???

"...PUPPET BOY, I HAVE A TASK, TASK... WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME? IT'S ALL I ASK."

"I H@TE YOU AND I DON,T ￦ANT TO BE W1TH YOU!!!!"

"Who's that, Spamton?" Tenna asks as Spamton and Jevil argue. "HE'S A [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. HE KEEPS [[Showing Up Late To Your J0b Interview?!]] AND TRYS TO [[Here C0mes The W3dd1ng]] ME! C4N WE [[Take A Ride Around Town On Our Specil Cungadero]] N0W?!" Spamton yells. "Yeah... I can tell you don't like him very much. How about we find a hotel? Or a room to stay in~ All alone~ Just you and me, Spamton~" Tenna attempts flirting with him.

"STOP TH1S [$!$!], TENNA! L3T;S JUST GO!" Spamton blushes, running off. Tenna sighs and follows. Jevil now raises some suspicions between the two. "PINOCCHIO FOUND A GUY BETTER THAN ME?! IF THAT'S TRUE, HE'S PAYING A FEE!" Jevil decides to quietly follow them.

The two arrive at a very quiet, absent home. No one lives in it and the bed in it is empty. "Looks like we can stay here, Spamton. I can't wait to play with you...~" Tenna giggles. "HEY! WE 0NLY [[$499.99 House On Sale + Free Visit]] [30] MINUTES AGO!!!!! AND YOU ALR3ADY [[Love Is In The Air!]] ME TH 4T MUCH MUCH???? YOU;RE SICK, [Boob Tube]! YOU;RE S0 [Pathetic]! WANT1NG YO UR [[Grubby Little Hands On The Grand Pr1ze]]! AR3 YOU REALLY THAT [[Hyperlink Blocked]]?????" Spamton insults Tenna.

"Thanks for asking. Spamton, I have to admit... I am. For you. We can have a little game show later if you want. Just remember to wear your best outfit." Tenna winks at Spamton. "OH NO... WH4T H AVE I GOTTEN MYSELF [[Selling Too Many Useless Items For No Kromer?]]" Spamton panics, blushing. "Relax, salesman. I'll make you a big shot... in my own way~" Tenna picks Spamton up and kisses him again, pushing him to the wall.

"WOAH ,WOAH... TH1S FEELS [Nice]... BUT M4YBE WE N33D A [[Renovation For $59.99!]] FIRST!! AHEHAHEHAHEHA!!!" Spamton laughs and slips out of Tenna's grasp. He glitches and ends up outside, ready to steal a bunch of decorations. Because why would Spamton pay? He's Spamton after all. But who would also leave out conveniently placed decorations?! No one knows... for now! "...Are you seriously going to steal all this sh— Aaaand he's doing it." Tenna watches Spamton steal the suspiciously placed decorations and places them onto the floor.

After a few hours of decorating (Spamton also stole some bedsheets and blankets and pillows...), they finally can relax. But not without a game! Tenna has picked out very random outfits that Spamton will blindly pick! (Yes Tenna bought the clothes from a shop earlier and Spamton shoplifted for three that were returned shortly.)

"...WH4T IS THIS? A [[Video Games For $59.99 Each!]]?" Spamton questions. "Spamton. Just spin the wheel. It's right in front of you! And you have to choose whatever it lands on! Are you ready?!" Tenna yells excitedly. "DO I G3T [[Fr33 Kr0m3r]] AFTERWARDS? IF [[No: Selected]] I,M NOT PL4YING!" Spamton says with a greedy look in his eyes. "Fine. $5 every time you actually dress in the chosen outfit! This is gonna be a blast! A big one for a big shot like you!" Tenna says with joy. He pokes Spamton's nose and lets him spin the wheel...

The wheel lands on a pink outfit. A robe? With...? "WHAT???? I HAVE TO WEAR [[L1nger1e]]??? ARE YOU KIDD1NG ME????? I KNEW YOU WER3 A [Pathetic] @$, TENNA!!!" Spamton yells with pure rage... But Tenna grins, knowing he DID troll him for that one. He removes the picture, and it ends up being a black skirt. "...TH4T DOESN;T MAKE IT [[Get Well Soon!]] YOU [$!$!]HEAD!" Spamton glitches furiously by accident.

"Spamton. Wear it. Or no $5." Tenna calmly says to him. Spamton calms down, and agrees. "BETTER BETTER N0T [[Liar Liar Pants On Fire]] ME, [Boob Tube]." Spamton smiles and decides to dress himself up right in front of Tenna. "Uh... S-Spamton, don't... uh... don't... Y-You're... O-Oh..." Tenna blushes furiously. "WH4T'S THE MATTER— THE MATTER? NEVER SEEN A [[BIG SHOT]] WITH NO [[Selling All Tops For Half Pr1ce!]]? YOU W4NTED TO [[Play And Earn W1ld Pr1zes]] WITH SPAMTON EARLIER! DON;T ACT [[According To The Encyclopedia Of]] [[Embarrassment]]!!!" AHEHAEHAHEHA!!!! SH0ULD I [[Getting Rid Of]] MY [[Luxury Pants]]?

"DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!" Tenna starts to nosebleed. "F1NE! YOU:RE [[Missing Out On Amazing Deals!]] BUT BUT L3T;S BE— L3T:S BE BE [[HonestPals]]... YOU WANT THAT, TENNA. YOU DO." Spamton walks to a small bathroom and gets dressed there instead.

Jevil watches them quietly through a window... He's upset at this. He won't stand this. He'll wait until the time to strike.

Meanwhile Spamton quickly finishes dressing up into the outfit. "IT FEELS TOO [[Insufficent Length]]... BUT I [[100% Guarenteed]]!!" He walks out and shows the outfit off to Tenna. "Oh, Spamton! You look so beautiful in that...! I could just eat you up like a damn snack~"

Tenna pushes Spamton onto the bed. He smiles softly at a now blushing Spamton. "BUT TENNA ... WHERE:S MY [[5 Free Kromer]]??? "OH! HA! YOUR CASH! Here you go, Spamton. You deserve it for being a good puppet man~ Don't you, Spammy?~" Tenna smirks, knowing he's screwing around with Spamton. "PLEASE N3VER SAY TH AT AGAIN!!!! NUH-UH!!!!" Spamton yells.

Tenna shoves $2 into Spamton's mouth to calm him down very quickly. "YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAD A NY—" His words get cut off by a deep and very passionate kiss. "D4MN IT, [Boob Tube]! I WAS STILL [[Kromer-Hungry]] [[Seconds, Please!]]..." Spamton blushes deeply. "Seconds later, I want you NOW!" Tenna cuddles Spamton tightly and Spamton smiles softly. "WE COULD D0 THIS THI—THIS [[All Day, Every Day!]] IF YOU W4NTED TO, TENNA ..." Spamton looks into his eyes with an adorable smile.

Before anything else, Jevil barges in. He's holding the Devilsknife and looks really, really upset. "I KNEW IT, PUPPET BOY... YOU WENT AHEAD AND FOUND A NEW TOY! WELL, F— THAT! I'M MORE MAD, MAD! YOU LEFT ME, AND NOW I FEEL BAD." Jevil pouts.

"WHAT?!? GO AWAY, YOU D4MN INSUFFERAB3L [Clown]! I TH0UGHT WE WERE [[Over The Moon Together]]!" Spamton snaps at Jevil. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, UEE HEE HEE! OH, WOE IS ME, ME! HA HA HA!" Jevil laughs. Tenna stares blankly at the situation. "IN FACT, I WAS ONLY ACTING! YES, YES I WAS!" Jevil grins. "IN FACT, IN FACT, I'M HAPPY YOU STARTED A NEW PACT! BUT CAN I JOIN IN? TO BE YOUR LOYAL, ROYAL, LOYAL SIDE CHICK?" Jevil laughs loudly.

"Wait, SIDE CHICK? SPAMTON! I HOPE YOU EXPLAIN THIS!" Tenna seems to be unhappy with Spamton now. "THAT'S MY [[EX]] REMEMB3R, YOU [$!$!]ING MORON?" Spamton grumbles. "Oh! I do! Sorry, Spamton! It's hard when I'm so in love with you~ And to be your sweet gameshow host~" Tenna blushes lightly. "...CUT THE [$!$!], [Boob Tube]! N0T NO—NOW!" Spamton groans angrily. "Well excuse you, Spamton! It's not my fault you're this [___]ing hot!" Tenna crosses his arms angrily. Jevil laughs at the whole situation, putting his weapon away and rolls on the floor.

(I'll stop here! This took roughly over 2 or less hours to type with breaks inbetween!)