4 years ago

that stupid bonk guy or sumthin idk


[Music starts playing]

[Garage door opens, revealing RED Scout and Soldier behind the door]

[Scout scouts the place out]

[We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation]

[A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry]

[BLU Soldier juggling infront of BLU Pyro]

[Camera pans back to RED Scout]

[RED Scout cocks his gun and RED Soldier pushes]

[We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be pocketing the RED Soldier]

[RED Scout starts running]

[BLU's Level 1 Sentry targets RED Scout]

[BLU Heavy is now shooting at RED Scout

[RED Scout, being the menace he is, casually dodges all of the bullets thrown at him, not even a scratch]

[RED Scout starts shooting his secondary, we presume he is shooting at the BLU Sentry]

[RED Scout crosses a very large building-to-building gap, whilst shooting his primary at a unknown source]

[BLU Soldier and BLU Pyro start attacking RED Scout]

[The Train runs over both BLU Soldier and BLU Pyro, RED Scout barely crossing the train tracks to dodge the train]

[Scout pulls out his melee]

[Catchy "MEET the SCOUT" picture is shown]

[RED Scout walks into frame]

"Um.. I-I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?"

[Camera snaps to BLU Heavy about to eat his sandvich]

[Interrupted by RED Scout's baseball bat]

[BLU Heavy looks over at RED Scout]

[Camera pans to RED Scout]

"Yo, what's up?"

[Camera snaps back to the "MEET the SCOUT" picture with RED Scout in frame]

"Do you have ANY idea.. ANY idea who I am?"

[Camera snaps to RED Scout and BLU Heavy fighting, missing all of their attacks]

[Camera snaps back to the "MEET the SCOUT" picture with RED Scout in frame]

"Basically.. Kind of a big deal."

[Camera snaps to RED Scout choking BLU Heavy with his baseball bat]

[Camera snaps back to the "MEET the SCOUT" picture with RED Scout in frame]

[RED Scout admiring his muscles]

"Oh man that's beautiful." *chuckles*

[Camera snaps to BLU Heavy applying massive pressure onto RED Scout's head]

[Camera snaps back to the "MEET the SCOUT" picture with RED Scout in frame]

"You listening? Okay."

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother.. I hurt people."

[Camera snaps to RED Scout hitting BLU Heavy in the nuts with his baseball bat]

[Camera snaps back to the "MEET the SCOUT" picture with RED Scout in frame]

"I'm a Force of Nature."

[Camera snaps to RED Scout hitting BLU Heavy on the chin with his baseball bat, recoiling his head upwards]

[Camera snaps back to the "MEET the SCOUT" picture with RED Scout in frame]

"If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**king dead."

[Camera snaps to RED Scout walljumping on a BLU shipping crate, targeting BLU Heavy, reaching for his sandvich, with a heavy in-air hit, hitting BLU Heavy]

[Camera snaps back to the "MEET the SCOUT" picture with RED Scout in frame]

"Woooo!"

[TF2 short tune plays, with RED Scout being the main focus, at it zooms out on the beat]

[The TF2 logo is plastered onto the picture]

[Video cuts to RED Scout eating BLU Heavy's sandvich ontop of his passed out/dead corpse]

[Sponsoring for the digital game is shown]



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