"An ICON from 199x has announced he is RETIRING from being deceased after the long years out of the limelight.

Freddy Fuckboy featured as a key role in the world-famous "Five Nights at Fuckboy's," before disappearing after a failed ploy to engage in a night of debauchery led him to saving the universe from one enraged child."

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