Why are meme remakes almost always like this?

NOTE: I wrote the 2024 one while keeping the same flow/speed

2024

Hit-o-miss
Guess they fuckin' miss, yeah?
Yo got a boyfriend, we bet he ain't even kiss ya
He gon' finding another bitch and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the griddy like Wiz Khalifa

2018(Original)

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

To be honest, brain "rot" in 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 is way better than 2024's ACTUAL brain rot like "Skibidi Sigma" "Lunchly" "Diddy Party" "Oil up"