A ninja hiding in a car that runs around on peoples socks until the dinosaur and fun stuff eats its legs unless its legs are actually arms and that would mean they would already also be eaten so if you are in a head shoulders e-biscuit on the nose eating on the belly button then you are not a real yes but actually yes but really why is everyone hiding in the Batcave I have no idea what is happening oh just something ok this is good ok I like good wait then who is hiding inside my house OH NO wait nothing is happening this is fine and yummy so why are you hiding inside my tummy I know it is cool right wait then if there is a ninja wait we were never talking about ninjas this is cool anyway ok then that means that something HELLO WELCOME TO THE NEWS CHANNEL HERE IS OUR NEWS: a dinosaur has been eating everyone and it actually just was on a diet MORE NEWS a dancing man has been tricking people into clicking on them MORE NEWS I JUST WANT MORE NEWS ok GOOD I WANT NEWS NOW so the elephant has been doing HI THIS IS THE COMEDY CHANNEL WE DO JOKES AND EXPLOSIONS HERE IS A JOKE: Mario has been eating suspicious thing like fruit and vegetables and himself WAIT NO THAT IS NEWS NOT A JOKE hi welcome to the cooking channel this is where we like to COOK PEOPLES BODY PARTS AND LICK THEM IN RESPECT OF THE EARTH so today in respect of the earth we will cook roasted forehead because foreheads are the most delicious consumables we are farming them from the humans that live in our farms are all of our favorite food and maybe if you ask your parents you might be able to eat some humans as well so anyway let's start the cooking NOW so we have to go to the human farm but luckily we already are here because of our amazing teleportation stuff so here are the humans we just need to get their foreheads but we also already have a forehead from a human so it's fine so now it's time to go back to our cooking spot but we are already here because of our amazing teleportation stuff so now it is time to fry the human forehead but we already have put it in the oven because of our amazing teleportation stuff congratulations to myself I have successfully made roasted forehead now it is time to lick it wow this is yummy thanks to our teleportation stuff now that the forehead is done time to cook a HI WELCOME TO THE ANIMAL CHANNEL THIS IS WHERE WE OBSERVE ANIMALS AND DO STUFF TO THEM NOW TIME TO START THE SHOW so the first animal thing will be a lion and we don't like lions so we will THROW IT IN THE LAVA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA