What most people end up buying after trying out 20 basses and 30 guitars:

The data

This is why i recomend you to NOT have dogs...

Look at this beauty i found!

LETZ GOOOO!!!!

Yo, what the hell is up with the word searching papers now days, man!?!?!?!?

YOOOO, IS THAT AN ORIGINAL EPIPHONE 1970 KORINA EXPLORER GUITAR!?

LETZ GOO!!!

Fellas, meet Josh!

MINE!