(Why is there a fourth part and why do I have this much free time?!)

[[You get the drill. This is written before the release of Chapter 3, therefore things MAY be changed if this continues. Be also mindful that I, Scamshi takes a lot of time to do silly things like write fanfiction.]]

[[16+ warning. Should know why by now.]]

And so, the chaos begins. But it's very slow at the moment. Spamton's hanging out with Mike, Jevil's... being himself in the corner of the room, and Tenna? Tenna is... hosting a little gameshow again! "Spamton! Get over here! We can play the game again! You know!" Tenna calls out to Spamton. "I:M [[Workin' It! Workin' It!]] YOU @$! ME AND MIKE ARE TRYING TO F1ND OUT A [[Constructed Planning On How To Get Fr3e Kr0m3r]]!" Spamton rolls his eyes and turns back to Mike, with a dreamy look on his face.

"Hey... Spamton? I think ya need to change that skirt. I...uh...—"

"WE," Tenna interrupted Mike. "We haven't told you that you really needed to change it! After all, we've been looking for you for days... So let's play the game, huh?" Tenna smiles and three buttons suddenly appear on the table. "It'll be slightly different than before! All you gotta do is press that button! But be careful, Spamton! It's completely random!~"

"Damn you, Tenna." Mike scoffs. "And I don't like where this is goin', considering ya got problems tryin' to get your head outta the gutter."

Spamton laughs at this. "AHEHAHEHA!!! THAT [Boob Tube] IS S0 [Pathetic]! HE EV3N WANTS TO [$!$!] THE [[Number 1 Greatest Salesman]]! THIS MAN IS [Desperate] I TELL Y0 U, [[D3sparati0n Is A Dangerøus Thing]]!! NOW, WH0'S GOT [Kromer] [[Wacky Stacks]] [[Money Money Money Money]] FOR $PAMTON? I STILL N3ED TO BE A—BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!! [[Please Select Cash Or Payment Method]]!"

"Damn you too, Mike. And I'm offering $5 if Spamton takes a shower AND plays the button game. It's a good deal, right, Spamton?" Tenna looks at Spamton hopefully. "WRONG!" Spamton yells. "G1VE ME A [[Higher Percentage Value]] TH4N T—THAT!"

"Spamton... If ya take a shower, I'll give ya $25. No questions asked. Is that a nice deal for ya?" Mike asks Spamton. "ANYTH1NG [4] Y0 U, MY [[BIG SHOT]]!! AHEHAHEHA!!! BUT... COME... ALONE..." Spamton drags Mike along with him to the bathroom. Jevil watches, as this seems like the perfect time to jumpstart his plan. Tenna seems VERY annoyed, and extremely jealous. He tries to open the door. But... it's no use. He bangs on the door instead. "HEY! HEY, DON'T YOU DARE DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING!"

In the bathroom, they aren't doing what Tenna thinks they're doing. Spamton wants to talk to Mike privately. "Mike... I... Can you... Can... you kiss me again...? Like the last time? I... u-uhm..." Spamton glitches. "I [[Real Feelings]] WH3N YOU DID!!! I FELT [[Unbeatable Pr1ces At Your Local Store!]]...BUT ...B—BUT I WILL [[Hot, Soapy Shower!]] FIRST..." Spamton blushes deeply, again. "I'll leave ya to do that first, Spamton. After all... I do love ya... but I want to respect your privacy, alright?" Mike pats Spamton's head gently.

"N—NO— [No]... I ￦ANT YOU TO [[Watch All The Latest Shows From $9.99 A Month!]] ME... [[Stay The Night Away]]... YOU CAN S3E [The True Power Of] SPAMTON... W4TCHING ME IN MY [Pathetic] STATE..." Spamton now hides his face with a towel since he's so flustered. "What?!?! Spamton! I wouldn't wanna do that! Please! Your privacy is important to me! I care about ya!" Mike says, blushing. "I-I'll take my leave."

Spamton watches Mike unlock and exit the bathroom door in embarrassment. He sighs sadly, and sets up the shower, until Tenna comes in. "WERE YOU DOING IT IN THERE, SALESMAN?!?" Tenna screams. "WH4T???? NO!!! GO AWAY, [Boob Tube]! L3T ME—ME FINISH MY [[Refr3sh1ng B3ver4ge]] IN THE [Bathroom]!!!" Spamton pushes Tenna out and slams the door shut. He locks it and FINALLY takes his long-awaited shower!

After 5 minutes, the water suddenly turns very, very cold. "ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE F[ifty Percent Off]????? OWWWWW!!!! COO0O0OOLLDDDDD!!!! [[WARNING: TEMPERATURE HAS REDUCED TO BELOW FREEZING]]!!" Spamton glitches, screaming as loud as he can. He clips out of the shower and onto the floor. As Spamton lay there, catching his breath and trying to calm down, the shower turns itself off.

Then, a giant carousel appears right in front of him. It spins, while playing a lullaby version of The World Revolving. Spamton seems... very mad, but also injured and exhausted. He knew Jevil was behind this, and it wasn't going to get any better. After all, he did have his main plan when Tenna and Mike were going to share Spamton between each other... So that can't be good. At all. Spamton passes out after a few minutes.

Meanwhile, outside, Tenna and Mike already panic, after hearing Spamton screaming. They shout his name and attempt to unlock the door from the outside. They also end up fighting each other. "SPAMTON!! WE'LL SAVE YA!!! WE WANNA KNOW IF YOU'RE OKAY!!" Mike yells, trying his best to break open the door. "YOU MEAN I WILL! LET ME GET TO THE DOOR! [____] OFF!" Tenna says angrily, trying to push Mike to the side.

"THIS ISN'T HELPING ANY OF US, TENNA. JUST LET ME UNLOCK THE DOOR." Mike pushes Tenna back and finally breaks the door open. The lock was damaged. And Spamton's unconcious. Mike quickly grabs the towel and gently wraps it around Spamton's body. "...He really is that hot...I... saw how wide those hips truly were...~" Tenna says softly, nosebleeding.

Mike immediately pinches Tenna's thigh REALLY hard. "AGHHH!!! [___]!!! [___]!!!! [___]ING DAMN IT!!! WHAT THE [___] WAS THAT FOR?!?!" Tenna groans in pain. "Don't play dumb, Tenna. Ya know what ya said. Do better. Come on." Mike picks up Spamton and takes him to the bedroom (which I somehow called 'the room'). While Mike takes care of Spamton, Jevil also shows up at last. "OOPS! UEE HEE HEE! AT LEAST I DIDN'T GO TOO FAR, FAR! OTHERWISE I WOULD'VE DIPPED HIM IN TAR! SUCH MYSTERIES, SUCH MYSTERIES!" Jevil smiles.

"...SO IT WAS YOU THAT HURT HIM?????" Mike couldn't even imagine how painful Spamton's encounter with Jevil was. "WELL, WELL! IT WAS A LITTLE TROLL, A LITTLE TROLL! BUT I KINDA EXPECTED HIM TO ROLL. BY THE WAY, LET'S PLAY A GAME! A VERY SIMPLE GAME! HEE HEE! REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO SHARE CONE-NOSE? YOU ALSO GOTTA MAKE HIM DO A POSE! HAHAHA! AHA!" Jevil laughs. "First... you're paying for his injuries. Second... what kinda pose are you talking about?!" Mike glares at Jevil, questioning his actions.

"ANY POSE, ANY POSE! IT MIGHT BE HOT, IT MIGHT NOT! PICK YOUR POISON! CHOOSE WISELY! HEE HEE!" Jevil bursts into laughter and heads out the door. "...This jester is so weird... Anyway—" Before Mike says anything else, Spamton slowly wakes up. Tenna also enters the room, rubbing his thigh. "That still hurts, you fat [____]. I tried putting a damp towel on it but it still HURTS!" Tenna whines. "That was deserved." Mike says casually.

"UGHHH... WH4T THE F[ifty Percent Off]...? WH3RE AM I...?" Spamton looks around, trying to find his glasses. "MY [Legs!] HURT SO BAD... " He groans in pain. "Spamton..." Mike hugs Spamton gently, taking his glasses from the nightstand and placing them back onto him. "Spamton~ You're awake! So... when you're better, we can play the game, right?" Tenna leans toward Spamton, pushing Mike out of the way. He attempts to sit on Spamton's lap, but Mike pushes him away just in time. "HE'S INJURED, DUMBA$!! DON'T SIT ON HIS LAP!"

"Fine, fine. I won't, okay, [___]head?" Tenna groans angrily, still rubbing his thigh after Mike pinched him earlier. "...[[Don't Worry About Tax Insurance! We've Got You Covered!]] I C4N [Heal] MYSELF!" Spamton makes a small chibi angel Spamton appear. The angel heals him completely. "TA-DA!!! THE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] IS [[Fully Healed!]]!! AHEHEAHEAHEA!!!! SO ,WHERE'S MY—MY [[25 Delicis Kromer]]?"

Spamton jumps out of bed, excited. But he finds something under the pillow... It's the $3 that was left in the room! He eats them quickly and waits for his $25. "Here ya go, Spamton. As promised." Mike smiles, pulling the cash out of his pocket and counting it. He gives the amount to Spamton, and Spamton gives him a big kiss. "AHEHA!!! THANK [Y O U] FOR [[Making This Purchase]] [[NO REFUNDS]]!! FOR TH4T ,I ￦ILL GIVE YOU [[Pipis]] AS [[Appreciation Gift For Your Loved Ones!]] THAT'S JUST WH4T YOU !!!!!" Spamton beams with excitement, giving Mike a pipis as a gift. "Thanks, Spamton! I'll remember this gift..." Mike decides to use it as a lovely decoration. Spamton smiles, knowing that Mike actually loved his gift.

"Uh... Spamton. One more thing... Get some clothes on... Please." Mike says, looking a bit upset. "WH4T?!?" Spamton looks down at himself. "...WOAH... W0AH... NOW THAT'S [[100% Certified]] PURE SPAMTON!!!" Spamton clings to Mike and gives him another kiss. He pulls him onto the bed and kisses him more. Tenna separates the two quickly. "HEY! IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY WITH SPAMTON!" Tenna yells, while nosebleeding AGAIN after seeing Spamton in his current state.

"W-Well... Hah... Looks like we're playing th-the-the button game! Pick- uh... pick a button! Press one! The outfits are completely random, salesman!" Tenna says excitedly, while blushing.

"I'll take my leave then. Have fun, you two. Make sure Spamton ain't runnin' around with nothin' on." Mike says. He walks out the door. Tenna quickly shuts the door... and locks it. "Soooo... Spamton! Which button will it be?! Choose quickly! You have 30 seconds!" Tenna giggles. "WH4T?!? WHY IS TH 3RE A [[Time Limit]]????" Spamton begins to panic. "I dunno! But hurry up!" Tenna smirks, watching Spamton struggle to pick 1 of 3 buttons. He eats some kromer to calm down. He picks a red button.

Tenna, still trying so hard to withstand the pain on his thigh, brings out a box with a bunch of outfits in it this time. "WH4T HAPPENED TO THE OTH3R [[Clothing Stores Open In Your Area!]]??? Spamton mentions. "I put them in a box this time when you vanished. Now..." Tenna pulls out a random outfit from the box. It turns to be... a nurse outfit! "OH [$!$!] NO. WHY— ￦HY DO PEOPLE [[Hyperlink Blocked]] THESE TYPES OF [[Specil Outfits]]???? ARE YOU INTO [[Nurse Outfits]], TENNA??????? YOU [[F R E A K Y]] MAN!" Spamton says, with a bit of anger in his voice. "I'M NOT INTO NURSE OUTFITS! JUST PUT IT ON!" Tenna panics.

"F1NE! BUT WITH THE WAY YOU,RE [[Panic! Everyone Run Away!]], YOU:RE PROBABLY INT0 IT." Spamton puts the outfit on. Tenna stares at Spamton, wearing the outfit. "...Oh [___]. I could just kiss you right here, right now. Oh, who am I kidding?!" Tenna bounces right on top of Spamton and kisses him. "D4MN YOU, [Boob Tube]!!! ST0P MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!" Spamton yells, blushing deeply.

Jevil ruins everything by jumping through the open window, holding cotton candy in his hand. He's clearly been to a carnival all this time. "SO, WHAT'D I MISS, MISS? IT LOOKS LIKE PUPPET BOY HAD A BIG KISS! HEE HEE! I FORGOT TO PAY FOR YOUR INJURIES! BUT IT SEEMS THAT BOX-HEAD FIXED YOU ALL UP!" Jevil smirks, eating his cotton candy. "Damn it, I was so close..." Tenna frowns, getting off of Spamton. "THAT [Boob Tube] TOLD ME TO W34R TH1S!" Spamton explains. "HE'S PR0B4BLY INTO [[Nurse Outfits]]!!! WHAT A [[Master Of Freaks]]!"

"I. AM. NOT. INTO. NURSE OUTFITS." Tenna growls angrily. Jevil and Spamton snicker. "I AGREE WITH PUPPET BOY ON THIS ONE! UEE HEE HEE!" Jevil laughs. "MAYBE WE-WE—WE'LL ASK [Mike] L4TER ABOUT TH1S [[Confirmed Suspicions]] [[At No Extra Cost!]]" Spamton smiles, sitting up.

"Don't tell that [____], Spamton." Tenna groans angrily.

(Part 4 is over. I literally spent nearly all day this time! With breaks of course!)