While in a prison riot he was shotgunned from point blank range directly in the skull.

Was beat to death by liquefied furries during a containment breach.

Shotgunned again.

Then shot to death.

Hit directly by an RPG fired from a Russian soldier.

Spent too long in THV chemicals, his immunity dropped and he immediately succumbed to the Harran Virus 🤣

Was vaporized by an orbital gauss cannon after throwing a rock at the Israeli border💀

Dropped the soap in the shower and has had back pain ever since.

Failed to defuse a bomb (A couple times)

Experienced the harsh reality of the Hood the hard way.

Disintegrated in a wind tunnel