2 years ago

turtles hot takes #75: HOW TO GET GAMEJOLT FOLLOWERS:


  1. Be sure to make your bio long as hell.

  2. Use gamejolt pronouns (bonus points: have a different gender than the normal 2)

  3. Be gay/trans/lesbian/something else (Not needed, but helps a ton)

  4. Date people on gamejolt

  5. Post 4-5 times a day

  6. Make 10 gamepages and never release any game on them

  7. Make a discord server (And post out of context screenshots from that server because 10 year olds think thats funny)

  8. Be friends with someone more popular then you already are if you follow these steps

  9. NEEDED: POST ART

  10. In addition to rule 4, make sure each relationship lasts for about 3-2 weeks, and also make sure to add them to your bio (ex: @TurtleStuff my lovey dovey turtlefriend!!!)

  11. Be a woman (Not necessary)

  12. Come out as a pedophile years later



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