henlo bobby bilson enjoyers and welcome to new malos review yay i love malos he's so cool we talkin about Thaddäus Schwammkopf: The Epic Rescue it's a game where there this bitch called Thaddäus Schwammkopf and he's evil and we gotta kill him also no punctuation this time cause no

CHAPTER 1 THE MENU

i mean just look at it it's fucking beautiful oh and look it's Thaddäus Schwammkopf yeah that's it next thing

CHAPTER 2 THE INTRO

once upon a gamejolt there were 2 goofballs male 07 and disamol

there were having a picnic until the evil Thaddäus Schwammkopf kidnapped poor disamol

malos makes a pog face and goes to Thaddäus Schwammkop mansion to rescue disamol and save fnati donald from being cancelled

CHAPTER 3 THE GAME

before we help disamol let's talk about the office i mean omg wow! look at all the references we have kfc man springbonnies girl friend green face thing fnati 2 recharm!!!!!!!! smiley face the something big chungus from night shift at chungus

and on the right we have....

mr pipe toy mr honk oscar the third pro plebnoob and natures children by inverted minnie everyones favorite british fnati fan

so what's the gameplay like well our main objective is to beat the fuck out of the cage disamols trapped in to free him now

now the main enemies first we obviously have Thaddäus Schwammkop when he's at the fucking punch him no mercy

now his pal spongeblox if he's at either door just keep hovering over the door to get rid off him yay

eventually we free disamol but oh no the evil Thaddäus Schwammkop malos is sick and tired of Thaddäus Schwammkop bullshit so he grabs a cage and fucking throws it at Thaddäus Schwammkop killing Thaddäus Schwammkop take a shot every time i say Thaddäus Schwammkop yeah your liver would enjoy it

malos takes disamol saving fnati donald but oh no a secret cutscene and it reveals that uhhhhhh there's another Thaddäus Schwammkop and it ends
CHAPTER 4 THE END

over all Thaddäus Schwammkopf: The Epic Rescue is a very funny game the gameplay was actually a lot better then i expected it the games so fucking stupid in a good way that is it's also genuinely better then fnaf in real time it get's a kfc mr honk/10 uhhhh yeah cya till the five nights at(*&(&*( review