Videogames need to be banned, the people who made them need to be executed and the people who play them need to be put into rehab.

Why? Because videogames are evil and make irresponsible men into violent rapist killers that will rather spend money on their drugs instead of putting food on the table for their children.

Also, everyone who is involved with making games is a drug addict.

I once played a game and I turned got addicted and couldn’t get enough. I eventually bought a bunch of them at a time and that wasn’t enough, so then I had to illegally download a bunch more. It got so bad and they had very bad effects and caused me to not be able to tell the difference from reality and the fiction of them and I eventually became a rapist, a masochist, a killer, a cannibal, a necrophiliac and a gamer who would beat every cop to death while raping them, go a little longer, then eat the leftovers.

It was awful, and when I finally got caught for my gamer ways, I was put into an institution and took forty years before I was able to recover, but some temptations still give me the urge to become a gamer once again, so I have to take a million types of medication one-hundred times a day and see a psychiatrist every minute and it will be like this for the rest of my life, due to irreversible brain damage that the first game I’ve tried caused me.

So… with the hopes that nobody else goes through what me and other gamers have had to deal with, I have been campaining and striving to get all videogames, videogame related objects and media, games and their related objects like D-20s and basketballs, banned and burned under the order of international laws.

Plus, with these laws, everyone who has played any type of game or even had a glance of one put into the most strict and thorough forms of rehab and anyone involved with making and/or even thinking of creating games executed.

I dream that eventually any and all forms of entertainment will eventually be forgotten for the sake of goodness, and to also take this to the next step of protection and have the entire internet banned. (Except for Facebook and cat pictures)

With Love,
-Eric

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