Mario got owned by Impostor Bowser on the final turn XD

You're an idiot, junior. Why on Earth would you even try to land on my space?

Y'ALL, HOLD UP, WHEN TF DID THIS HAPPEN? I'm not even going to play it out, you guys will just have to figure it out by yourself.

Your late as hell to the party, DK.

...Alrighty, here goes.

Loogi, Loogi, Loogi... He never learns... (he just lost a duel and gave me 42 coins, 21 of which were already mine)

You're not going to win, junior.

JUUUUNIORRRRRRRR!!

AND IT DOESN'T STOP THERE-

Another day, another game won.