Okay basically what happened was Minecraft wasn't updating because I didn't have Microsoft Solitaire (the card game) updated, so I tried deleting and reinstalling the launcher, but that didn't work because Microsoft Solitaire (the fucking card game) still needed to update.

The problem was that the Microsoft Store was broken and I needed to fix it, so I followed some random sh*tty review/tutorial by some d*ckhead Microsoft employee who should go put his d*ck in a cheese grater. It told me to do a bunch of random sh*t, which updated Minecraft, but it also deLETED ALL OF MY F*CKING WORLDS.

I had a survival world that I spent hours on with my friends.

I had multiple creative worlds that I had been working on.

I built the ENTIRE F*CKING ZELDA ONE MAP AND ALL OF THE DUNGEONS IN IT, BUT NOW ITS JUST GONE I GUESS.

YOU HAVE OVER 75 BILLION DOLLARS AND OVER 1000 EMPLOYEES WORKING ON YOUR GAME, HOW IS IT THIS HARD TO MAKE IT WORK PROPERLY?!