wait what the hell happend

FRESH BULGARIAN MIAK!?

gamejolt. its already broken again and not even a day has passed. ur kidding me.

@gamejolt

behold, christopher newport, the first gigachad...

we would like to announce that the little Caesar’s pizza chain, run by billionaire pizza the hutt (shown above) has become the official pizza chain of Arcticia

WE HAVE ENTERED DARK TIMES!

GRAB YOUR KIDS

GRAB YOUR GALS

GRAB ALL THE SHIT YOU CAN FIND AND LOCK YOURSELF WITH IT IN YOUR BASEMENT UNTIL 2025

THE GEN ALPHAS HAVE TAKEN THE EARTH

WE MUST SURVIVE

WE MUST DEFEND WE MUST FIGHT FOR HUMANKIND

THE END HAS BEGUN

this factory is very satisfactory

*sniff* …we did it…*sniff* We won…

Yes.

A report from the Capital grounds: April 28, 20:15, 2024