Unfortunately, we (myself and Anonymous_Reaper) have run into some major plot holes while developing the game’s story.

We are currently revising and fixing what we have.
Things may be moved around, or be completely changed, the excitement of the unknown awaits both you, and us.
Avoiding mistakes we made before, we can improve the game exponentially, and the level of enjoyment should hopefully rise 9000% (values approximated)

More Easter eggs
Better Story
Legitimate Interactions
+1 Awesome internet troll
Less plot holes
*Batteries not included
and some other things we think will be ultra cool.

Feel free to ask anything in the comments.

TwinCakes Third Law:
“For every question there is an equal and awesome answer”