Prodigy of the gaming world, Assofwar is an extremely talented athlete, artist, journalist, quencher, and most importantly, epic gamer. He lives in his parents' basement like all other masters of the arts, and pitifully drinks away his memory of the painful day his entire family died from a rogue computer virus. Following this tragedy, he swore to dedicate his life to policing the internet of wrongthink and dangerous, offensive opinions. As most would say, N-Word (Hard R Variant).
