Assofwar The Video Gayme: The Wrath of Nathan

In this epic adventure written by the master of comedy and tragedy Bob Boster, YOU play as a total fucking idiot named Bollin that must fulfill a divine prophecy: destroy the destroyer of worlds: Nathan. This can only be done with the power of friendship (getting other retards to help you fight).

This extremely exquisite e-game engages the user with expertly crafted gaymeplay from the finest RPG maker programmer to ever live on this Earth: Bob Bloster.
8 Playable characters. The game runs when you double click on it. There is music. There is graphics. You can control your character. You can turn the game off.
Obviously, there is no shortage of choices for the user to make; the only limiting factor is their gaming prowress.

What am I saying? I'm saying that you need to play this fucking game right now you little cocksucker. Stop fucking reading this shit and download the (christ figure) damn game right now, so help me fucking (CHRIST FIGURE)! HURRRGHGHHHHHHHHHH DOWNLOAD IT NOW! I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU! POEPLE THAT DON'T LISTEN TO ME, TEXT ON A SCREEN! IS MY OPINION WORTH LESS THAN A HUMAN'S???
WHY DO THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME?

play now!

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