IM_AL3XX @ETHICAL_MOON

✰ ~ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪs ʙɪᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ!! ~ ✰

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ! ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟᴇx! sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴀs sᴛᴀʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇss ᴏᴠᴇʀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ. sᴏ, ᴀʟᴇx ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ғᴏʀ ɴᴏᴡ! ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ sᴛᴀʀ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ. ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs, ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ!

• ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ!!

• ɪ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴅᴀɴᴅʏ's ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ

• ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ɴᴏɴʙɪɴᴀʀʏ ᴀʀᴏᴀᴄᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ɪғ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴏʀ ᴀʀᴏᴀᴄᴇ. sᴛɪʟʟ ᴄʜᴏᴏsɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴀᴄᴇ!

• ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀᴡғᴜʟ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴡ, ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ! ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢs! ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴍʏ ᴛʀᴀᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴏɴᴇs.

• ɪ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴄʀᴋ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ɪᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ.

• ɪ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴘᴊsᴋ! ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ 3 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs ᴀɢᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ғᴜʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ sᴏɴɢs! (..ᴛ-ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪғғɪᴄᴜʟᴛʏ.) ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ғᴇᴡ sᴏɴɢs ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ɪᴛ:

• ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀ! sᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀ!

• ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ

• ᴋʏᴜ ᴋᴜʀᴀʀɪɴ

• ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴍɪʟʟᴇɴɪᴜᴍ!!!

• ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜʏ ᴋᴇʏ

• ʙᴀᴋᴇ ɴᴏ ʜᴀɴᴀ! (*ᴄʟᴀᴘ ᴄʟᴀᴘ*)

• ʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴀʙɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ (ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪʏᴏᴡᴀ ʟᴍᴀᴏ-)

(ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇᴀʜ, ɪ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪʏᴏᴡᴀ sᴏɴɢs, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴀʟʟ? ɪᴅᴋ.)

• ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʙғᴅɪ, ʙғᴅɪᴀ, ʙғʙ, ɪᴅғʙ, ᴀɴᴅ xғᴏʜᴠ! ᴜʜᴍ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛᴘᴏᴛ.

• ɪ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢᴀᴄʜᴀ, ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs, ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs!

• ᴀғᴛᴇʀ 3 ʏᴇᴀʀs, ɪ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ғɴғ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʀᴇᴛɪʀᴇᴅ! ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ғɴғ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs (ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ.)

• ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs!

• ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ! ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙɪᴏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇᴍʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏs! ᴏᴋɪ ʙᴀɪɪɪɪɪ!!