
Urnix @Urnix
Joined over 7 years ago
DevHe / Him
Goon evening gentlemen, gentlewomen, and gentlefolks.
Many of you know me as Urnix, but I also go by MANY aliases:
Mr. Gooner
The Cafe Bahi Guy
The Suitcase Full of Coke Guy
The Deep's No. 1 Glazer
The only "normal" thing about me is that I'm a dinosaur, and I ROAR a lot.
Everything else about me spirals in a cycle of goonery, hyperfixations, fancy suits, and FAT BITCHES (did you know I like them FAT?)
I also write and code stuff, I guess.
Kratos is the sexiest character in gaming.


