Goon evening gentlemen, gentlewomen, and gentlefolks.

Many of you know me as Urnix, but I also go by MANY aliases:

  1. Mr. Gooner

  2. The Cafe Bahi Guy

  3. The Suitcase Full of Coke Guy

  4. The Deep's No. 1 Glazer

The only "normal" thing about me is that I'm a dinosaur, and I ROAR a lot.

Everything else about me spirals in a cycle of goonery, hyperfixations, fancy suits, and FAT BITCHES (did you know I like them FAT?)

I also write and code stuff, I guess.

Kratos is the sexiest character in gaming.

"Yo Urnix, when's your Dusttrust take gonna come out-"

Boy.

Chapter One!!!

It uh... uhh... uhhhhhh.........

As of 03/06/2025, I have done the following for Urnix!Dusttrust:

Chapters 1 + 2 have been edited.

Chapters 3 + 4 have been drafted.

Took a little break to play the new Deltarune chapters (no spoilers, but they are PEAK).

Urnix!Dusttrust:

The Official Return to My Dustswap Dusttrust Take