Goon evening gentlemen, gentlewomen, and gentlefolks.

Many of you know me as Urnix, but I also go by MANY aliases:

  1. Mr. Gooner

  2. The Cafe Bahi Guy

  3. The Suitcase Full of Coke Guy

  4. The Deep's No. 1 Glazer

The only "normal" thing about me is that I'm a dinosaur, and I ROAR a lot.

Everything else about me spirals in a cycle of goonery, hyperfixations, fancy suits, and FAT BITCHES (did you know I like them FAT?)

I also write and code stuff, I guess.

Kratos is the sexiest character in gaming.

Whip this one out in Aseprite, feelin' proud.

noelle holida

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Hey so this is serious. I wanna make a disclaimer now, that this is unrelated to these communities but I feel like it’s important to really bring this up. Please read the article becuase the rights of trans people are currently in danger in the US.

THIS WAS SO PEAK