All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery
Welcome to the DPDD! Why don't you share something nice?
BAHAHA THIS ONE MIGHT BE EVEN BETTER-
DiDe: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Minty: Bees?
DiDe: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Minty: Wait-
*Diamond approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* <br>
This is pure perfection of what me and Diamond's relationship would be like if we both existed at the same time XDDD
Minty is just along for the ride LMAO-
Minty, to DiDe: ...And I need you and Diamond to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."
You don't want to know... (accurate...)
Minty: We need a distraction.
DiDe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Diamond, whispering: My time has come.
She is a baby ig, a baby middle schooler so she got T R A M U A : D
DiDe: We're having a baby.
Diamond: Oh, congradu-
Minty, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
Alr, enough of Diaoh, we're swapping him with Diamond, the 6th grader (oh no)
This definitely fits Diaoh XD
Diaoh: Sorry, who are you?
Minty: Oh, I’m Minty.
Diaoh: Oh yeah, I’ve heard about you from DiDe.
Diaoh: Are you their friend or something?
Minty: No.
Minty: I’m their therapist.
They should've made this a quote from the Avatar movie lol
I would definitly say this XD
Minty: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
DiDe, turning to Diaoh: How tall are you?
Idk if this one is accurate... Mintyyy...???