All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery
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They said cold but I didn’t think it would get THIS cold, it’s usually just a tease not like fr fr😭😭😭
MY PHONE IS GONNA BLOW UP HOLY SHIT NONIFICATIONS-
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She's not even that bad, just very morbid and obsessed with blood and chaos and shit I don't want to talk about anymore cause I'm scared of being bullied by random hippies on the internet that have no life outside of mindless hateposting and other shit...
Oh dear lord I have to babysit the child, this is not going to go well... (DevilsDaughter, aka elementary school persona oh fuck no)
Okay- I might have to send Diamond back down to the basement-
I would definitely do this lmao
*Diamond gets a phone call*
Diamond: Hello?
DiDe: Hi, is Minty there? I need to talk to them.
Diamond: No, Minty is dead.
Minty, very much alive next to Diamond: DIAMOND WHAT THE FUCK-
This one may or may not be accurate, depends if I'm zoned out or not-
DiDe: Minty, I am questioning your sanity...
Diamond: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.