All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

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Good night and if I start fucking crying and or screaming, you know what fucking happened. Bye.

I know it would be great comedic timing, but I swear to fucking God, if that things goes off again I'm tearing this place to the fucking ground and I might as well burn it

#firealarmsfuckingsuck

I've never wanted to die more in my life, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF SOME FUCKING FIRE ALARMS

SOME PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PLEASE 😭😭😭

AND THEN THE FIRE ALARMS START ACTING UP AGAIN

I GOT WOKEN UP, BY SOME BULLSHIT FIRE ALARM, AND AFTER 2 HOURS LATER, WE LEARN IT'S BECAUSE OF A FUCKING. DUST. PARTICLE. AND THEN I GET MY FUCKING PERIOD.

WHY

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

I guess its time for another name change...

NO, NO MY BODY DID NOT JUST DO THAT

WHYYYYYYY

WHY MUST MY LIFE SUCK THIS FUCKING MUCH 😭😭😭😭

NOT A FUCKING VENT, THIS IS A RANT, FIRE ALARMS ARE FUCKING STUPID AND DESERVE TO DIE FOR WHAT THE FUCK THEY JUST DID. IT'S 330 YOU FUCKER YOUVE KEPT ME UP FOR FUCKING 2 HOURS 😭😭😭😭