All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

Y'all would not have guessed... WHAT just happened (`へ´)
Good night and if I start fucking crying and or screaming, you know what fucking happened. Bye.
I know it would be great comedic timing, but I swear to fucking God, if that things goes off again I'm tearing this place to the fucking ground and I might as well burn it
I've never wanted to die more in my life, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF SOME FUCKING FIRE ALARMS
SOME PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PLEASE 😭😭😭
AND THEN THE FIRE ALARMS START ACTING UP AGAIN
I GOT WOKEN UP, BY SOME BULLSHIT FIRE ALARM, AND AFTER 2 HOURS LATER, WE LEARN IT'S BECAUSE OF A FUCKING. DUST. PARTICLE. AND THEN I GET MY FUCKING PERIOD.
WHY
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
I guess its time for another name change...
NO, NO MY BODY DID NOT JUST DO THAT