All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery
A strawberry flavored lollipop also covered in blood is NOT GOOD. THEY DON'T GO TOGETHER.
(I cut my tongue while licking a lollipop for context, wasn't purposeful)
Hello from the end of the school day
I cut my tongue on a lollipop π
IDK HOW I DID THAT BRO WHAT
Every time I've tried to log off it fucking did the thing so yunno what? Yall aint getting a goodbye cause if I do and some SHIT happens again, in throwing my phone across the room and yall will never hear from me again (half joking)
No hate, only salty
To the 1 person who followed me on this journey, thanks, and also sorry for all the vulgar language and cursing. Im just very upset (obv)
Good day to whoever you are man
I HATE THEM EVEN MORE FOR HURTING MY CAT. SHE'S GOT PTS-FUCKING-D FROM THIS SHIT NOW. SHE'S CURLED UP NEXT TO ME TRYING TO SLEEP AND SHE WAS WHIMPERING EARLIER.
FUCK YOU. π
FUCK YOUR FIRE ALARMS. π
AND FUCK YOU FOR SCARING MY PRECIOUS BABY.
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This house was built 2006...
It's 2025. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN CHANGED SINCE THIS HOUSE WAS FUCKING BUILT. HOW AND WHY. WTF. WHY IS MY HOUSE FILLED WITH THE EARLY 2000 BROKEN SHIT?!?! WHO OWNED THIS HOUSE?? FUCK YOUUUU
Guess fucking what.
Your supposed to replace those things every 5 years.
Guess how fucking old they are.
I FUCKING dare you.
We took the thing out of the wall...
AN IT DECIDES TO GO OFF ON THE COUCH WTFFFF
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FIRE ALARM
KILL ME WHILE YOUR AT IN I'M FUCKING DONE π
(Half joking post.)
IM SO DOOOOOONEE ππππ