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Alr I’m going to go to the bathroom cause it literally feels like their a fucking baby in my stomach kicking the shit out of my bladder

(Yep, that’s a pregnancy joke, if you STILL don’t know what time it is, you need to understand women better /hj)

Girls know what time it is 😭😭😭😭

I’m back…..

AND IM GOING TO THROW THE FUCK UP AHHHHHH

(Edit feat. @witherd_doctor_green_karsten )

:3 love you Kar Kar :>

(Edit feat. @anna_giffen2009 and @asanstalerblx )

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(Edit feat. @asanstalerblx )

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