All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

A think about Dani is that she always sits at the foot of my bed or at my feet when Iβm in bed or on the toilet (puking my guts out) and I think sheβs trying to protect me.
I LUV HER SHES SO CUTE!!

Look look!
Dani is posing for a picture!!!!


Anyways this is a cat I met at a sleepover
β¦I already forgot her name π
Itβs like midnight or raven
The annoying thing about this is,
It WOKE me up this morning. Literally WOKE. ME. UP.
Itβs NEVER done that before.
YYYYYYY?!?! π
WHY IS IT THIS BAD?!? NO ONE IN MY FAMILY HAS IT THIS BAD AHHHHH
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE ππππ /hj
I wanna draw somethingβ¦ but Iβm not good anymore πππ
Alr Iβm going to go to the bathroom cause it literally feels like their a fucking baby in my stomach kicking the shit out of my bladder
(Yep, thatβs a pregnancy joke, if you STILL donβt know what time it is, you need to understand women better /hj)
Girls know what time it is ππππ
Iβm backβ¦..
AND IM GOING TO THROW THE FUCK UP AHHHHHH