All Posts in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

My body is on FIIIRREEEEEEEE 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
HELP MEEEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Also she’s not a kitten anymore…
She’s 1 year old! She’s a big girl now!
Still my lil baby tho 😊
Anyone else do that with their pets? Act like an extremely attached mother so their child??
A think about Dani is that she always sits at the foot of my bed or at my feet when I’m in bed or on the toilet (puking my guts out) and I think she’s trying to protect me.
I LUV HER SHES SO CUTE!!

Look look!
Dani is posing for a picture!!!!

Loading...Anyways this is a cat I met at a sleepover
…I already forgot her name 😭
It’s like midnight or raven
The annoying thing about this is,
It WOKE me up this morning. Literally WOKE. ME. UP.
It’s NEVER done that before.
YYYYYYY?!?! 😭
WHY IS IT THIS BAD?!? NO ONE IN MY FAMILY HAS IT THIS BAD AHHHHH
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE 😭😭😭😭 /hj
I wanna draw something… but I’m not good anymore 😭😭😭
Alr I’m going to go to the bathroom cause it literally feels like their a fucking baby in my stomach kicking the shit out of my bladder
(Yep, that’s a pregnancy joke, if you STILL don’t know what time it is, you need to understand women better /hj)
Girls know what time it is 😭😭😭😭