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AHH SHE JUST ROLLED OVER FOR ME 🥹

AHH-

SHE JUST FLUNG WATER AT ME WTF-??!

She’s like:

“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE 😭😭😭😭

This cat don’t understand bro 😭

IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB

(I was mowing)

(Ps. It’s quite a dirty job)

Hey y'all, I just wanted to take this moment to say thank you for almost 700 followers and over 12,000 likes. Honestly as a content creator I never thought it would get this far. I hope I can make good quality content for you all ^^

Thanks again :3

(Edit ft @witherd_doctor_green_karsten )

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Well that’s fucking wonderful :(

How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, I’m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.

Me talking about why I’m still fascinated with the things that scare me, aka thunderstorms.

The difference between that and where I am now is the severity that can they can be. Where I used to live, it was only and EF 1 and it didn’t do much other than attack the gas station roof. Here, Tornado Alley is KNOWN for bad tornadoes and scary weather