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UHHH

she proceeded to hit her head on the door about 3-

*BONK*

-4 times now

I forgot-

WATER GIVES HER ZOOMIES AHHH

Dani let me bath-

Oh shit she got the zoomies

BRO I TURNED ON THE WATER

AND SHE HOPPED IN

WTF- GET OUTTA HERE

I AINT CHASING A WET FURBALL AROUND MY HOUSE

Well… since she’s not in the tub anymore-

I’m gonna go shower

BAII ✨✨

Now she’s protecting me…

Cat, YOU LOVE WATER

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-

AHH SHE JUST ROLLED OVER FOR ME 🥹

AHH-

SHE JUST FLUNG WATER AT ME WTF-??!

She’s like:

“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE 😭😭😭😭

This cat don’t understand bro 😭

IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB

(I was mowing)

(Ps. It’s quite a dirty job)