Venting/Ranting in DiDe's (*Professional) Department of Dumbassery

We took the thing out of the wall...
AN IT DECIDES TO GO OFF ON THE COUCH WTFFFF
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING FIRE ALARM
KILL ME WHILE YOUR AT IN I'M FUCKING DONE π
(Half joking post.)
IM SO DOOOOOONEE ππππ
Your all probably right because THIS MF DECIDES TO DO IT AGAIN AND I LITERALLY WAS ABTOUT O FUCKING MURDER THAT DAMN THIBG.
Y'all would not have guessed... WHAT just happened οΌο½γΈΒ΄οΌ
Good night and if I start fucking crying and or screaming, you know what fucking happened. Bye.
I know it would be great comedic timing, but I swear to fucking God, if that things goes off again I'm tearing this place to the fucking ground and I might as well burn it
I've never wanted to die more in my life, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF SOME FUCKING FIRE ALARMS
SOME PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PLEASE πππ
AND THEN THE FIRE ALARMS START ACTING UP AGAIN
I GOT WOKEN UP, BY SOME BULLSHIT FIRE ALARM, AND AFTER 2 HOURS LATER, WE LEARN IT'S BECAUSE OF A FUCKING. DUST. PARTICLE. AND THEN I GET MY FUCKING PERIOD.
WHY