Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Welcome to the Grand Kingdom of The Goobers!

Within these noble lands, thou shalt discover the most peculiar and merry of souls—true Goobers of unmatched goofiness!

Of Roles Within the Realm:
Those known as Collaborators are trusted allies of the Crown, chosen for their loyalty.
The Moderators, valiant Goobers of proven worth, are appointed to oversee the Count of Goobers and keep order within the kingdom.

The Sacred Laws of the Goober Kingdom:

I. Let it be known: any soul who spreads hatred—be it of race, identity, or kind—shall not be welcomed in these lands. (Save for tales and performances, where such things are but fiction.)

II. Creativity is the lifeblood of all Goobers! Yet, temper thy imagination with wisdom—especially within the Lovey-Dovey Chambers. Lewd or indecent acts shall not be permitted.

III. We are all Goobers under one banner! Greet newcomers with kindness and cheer. Cast aside rudeness, for it hath no place here.

IV. Certain chambers of the kingdom are STRICTLY FORBIDDEN to those unfit by age. Respect these boundaries, lest consequences be swift.

V. Jests of a risqué nature may be spoken—but only with the consent of those present. Always ask, lest thou bring discomfort upon thy fellow Goobers.

VI. Make thyself at home within these castle walls, and revel in thy stay! Yet beware—should any Goober break these sacred laws thrice, they shall be banished from the realm.
(Note: The Fifth Law is judged separately, and grants its own three chances.)

VII. Thou shalt not summon needless drama nor stir the pot of chaos with ill intent. Keep thy mischief playful, not harmful.

VIII. Spam of messages, symbols, or nonsensical floods shall not plague the kingdom. Let thy words be seen, not buried in clutter.

IX. Respect the sanctity of each chamber! Post thy scrolls in their rightful place, lest the kingdom fall into disarray.

X. LARPing and merry roleplay are welcome within the kingdom! Yet thou must make it clear thou art but jesting.
None shall pretend to be Moderators, Collaborators, or the Crown in a way that deceives others. Mark thy roleplay clearly, lest confusion spread across the realm.

XI. Should conflict arise between Goobers, take it to private scrolls or summon a Moderator. Public feuds shall not disrupt the peace of the realm.

A Final Proclamation:
Rumors whisper of a Daily Town Crier, who may soon bring news of the kingdom’s most chaotic and silly happenings!

Go forth, dear Goober, and enjoy thy stay within the kingdom!