General in Sh*tpost Central

Call 911


Where could my pipe be?




You think what you are,
You are what you are,
You're a Mickey Mouse doll.
YOU GOT FOOLED WITH MAGIC!





You served me well over the last 7 years. You have been by my side during all the exams I've ever had.
But sooner or later, comes the time to upgrade/update. And that time is now. But I will not forget you and the impact you had on my life.