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Donkeypunch_A_Yoshi @Donkeypunch_A_Yoshi

The game was pretty fun. the only real problem was the controls being backward. Movement on the left and jumping on the right constantly threw me off.

some changes

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-re-adjusted movement

-lowered the difficulty slightly

-added a new items

-some other things that are something

this game is american, that is all you need to know.

plot

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in 2023, all 27 amendments are now replaced with evil amendments that are not nice and nonsensical, even by left chicken wing standards.

being patrolled by battle shocker grunts, an army of monsters. and the 6 sinister sins, a deadly group of Mechazords that unleash their non-freedom terror on to people.

free speech is replaced with "be nice or be prosecuted" amendment, as in, if you are being impolite with somebody's opinion (even when sugar coated), you will be arrested.

the right to bare arms is replaced with "ban guns or be terminated." you cannot even own a fork without being neutralized by the corrupt police.

and so much more. they even banned cheese burgers! those monsters!

you are an american soldier who escaped the cyber prison on the day he got there. and your goal is to stop these tyrants and fill america with freedom once again.

are you an american enough dude to save america?

how to play

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arrows make you move

up or x button makes you jump

enemies can all be defeated by simply landing on them

items

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burgers - give you 100 points

flak jacket - gives you 1000 points and an extra hit

apple pie - gives you 2500 points and an exta life

the shocker grunts

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British

they walk back and forth, nothing much.

Nazi

runs much faster than the british one, touching them on the side kills you.

Soviet Vodka Tanker

deadly tanks that shoot vodka that can kill you, touching them on the side also kills you.

killing these grunts gifts you a free kelvar

Gooselini

flies up and down, clip its wings to destroy it.

Mao the Flying Cow

a wingless bird, beware of it's bull horns

Putinball

look at him roll

the 6 sinister sins

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Bean La Dean

a Mech made with Bin Laden's cells and is programmed to destroy those who oppose him and the other sins.

Dolfy Lundrenn

a Mech made with Hitler's cells, Schreck's cells, General Washizaki's Cells, and Yasunori Kato's Cells. this mech is programmed to spawn nazi drones

Warrior Beast God Husseino

a Mech made with cells from a dagger tiger and Hussein. this is a deadly one, avoid the dagger and attack the weak spot.

MechaHooligan

a Mech made with mechanical parts the most deadliest of War Apache Copters and cells from one of the Deadliest of British Soldiers.

Super Hineki Tojo SSG5

a Mecha Robo that is powered by rice and jew tears. and made with the cells of Hideki Tojo (the Nazi, not the guy who made bayonetta).

Dora Monster Vlodkamir Stalin 5001

the big fella, the string puller, the mad genius that started it all, it was an evil clone of putin so they will make some fake freedoms and ruin the american dream, the founding fathers are rolling in their graves in anger right now. defeating this guy will give you and the americans freedom and victory and justice and baseballs and apple pies and cheeseburgers. and the true amendments.

I made this in july 4, 2015 because of america

voice actor in the end of the game is ponder sprocket, sub to her channel you dweeb.

P.S. creator is not american but has american friends to help make the game.