Fart 2 Two (Full Version)

(playing this game through the gamejolt client may cause a few errors. consider downloading it seperately and transfering your progress from the "saves" folder if any issues persist! there may be some bugs i didn't catch, and some feedback on difficulty could be helpful, so if you tell me about something along those lines i'll probably try and fix them. i think there might be a dupe glitch. i'm not entirely sure. also, this is my first attempt at somewhat fleshing out a plotline, so if anything is mishandled, i'm sorry about that. i'm still kind of figuring stuff out.)

"The eyes to pierce the clouded truth. The harpoon to sieze my youth. The fart to my two."

Fart 2 Two is an extremely mature and sophisticated exploration of the themes of life and death and what it means to be. On your course to maturity, views must be challenged, fates must be objected, and guilts must be burdened, or else all will face its end. Whether it be a meaningful experience or a joyful one, life has it all, and you must learn to face this as well. Clench your fists and push through it all and emerge the other side a completely different person. In its truest essense, that is the Fart experience, and that is a Fart guarantee.

...Okay the jig is up, I can't do this anymore. This game is basically a dumb passionate bit gone WAY too far, and will probably be one of the most insanely stupid things you'll ever play. In a more honest tone, this game contains...

• (somewhat?) Interesting battles with room for customization!

• A semi-existent real plotline, with semi-noticeable tonal whiplash!

• A fully original unoriginal world! almost entirely mouse-drawn!

• Botched versions of your favorite(?) characters!

• Like... two or three original characters? Just to throw you off?

• Way too many fully realized one-off bits! (the pictures folder for this game has 300+ images. oh no.)

• A bunch of extra bonus art organized in the files!

• Gameplay!

...Well? Feel enticed yet? That's what bullet points are supposed to do right? ...Right?

Well anyway, if you're still interested, go ahead and download the game you little freak. I'd say that I'll be waiting in there, but that sounds kinda weird, so let's say past me's writing will be in there instead. Have a... time? I don't really know what kind of audience this'll reach if any at all, so I can't really tell how you'd feel about this. So...

Have some kind of time for me!

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