All Demons Must Go To Hell

TW: suicide, Satanism, German stereotyping

From the makers of BREXITMAN IN AIRPORTLAND - THE RE-BREXITING, LONG DISTANCE COUGHING, & THE END IS NEIGH comes the next installment in the ATTAU(*), a game that will truly make you question your will to live:

¤¤¤ ALL DEMONS MUST GO TO HELL! ¤¤¤

¤¤¤ THE PLOT ¤¤¤
You play as WILHELM SCHENGEN AUS TODESFELDE, a German scientist who wakes up in the office of his new workplace to find out that things have gotten ein bischen strange!
Wilhelm must now traverse the unfamiliar hallways of Viridian Mantel Group’s HQ and find out what in the Hölle is going on.

So, if you think you're a hotshot adventure gamer, let's see if you can survive the most actively hostile adventure game ever created!(**)

Take a deep breath - in fact, take several - and strap yourself in... oh, and GET A PEN AND PAPER READY ‘CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA NEED IT!

¤¤ THE FEATURES ¤¤

- Mazes

- Dead Ends

- Verbs

- Moon logic

- Random monster encounters

- Infuriating puzzles

- User-unfriendly interface (it is quite literally “use”-less!)

- Verbs

- Dark scandinavian humour

- Silly humour

- Danceable industrial music

- Nightmare inducing soundscapes

- Infantile humour

- Philosophical musings

- More verbs

- EASTER EGGS (if you find GOD we salute you!)

- DEATH!

- So many verbs

- Beautiful HD artwork deliberately crunched into 16 bit colours!

¤¤ WITH AMAZING VOICE ACTING BY ¤¤

Richard Cobbett (writer of Sunless Sea & Nighthawks) as Ewan

Dave Gilbert (head honcho of Wadjet Eye Games) as Teufelstein 

Alice Grunstra (AKA PapayaChemist) as a Robot Chef

Mette Wichmann Hansen as Gary

… and also 

SQH as Wilhelm

&

TorpedoBear as GOD

And special on screen appearance by

Jason Cryer (AKA GEMINI DOES GAMES) as the body of Wilhelm

* the Adventure Think Tank Absurd Universe

** by us

THIS GAME WAS MADE IN 14 DAYS AS PART OF ADVENTURE JAM 2021 #AdvJam2021

Walkthrough - Use at your own peril!

Click to reveal.

THIS IS A BARE NECESSITIES WALKTHROUGH - IT DOES NOT TELL YOU HOW TO GET ALL 246 POINTS OR HOW TO FIND EASTER EGGS.

WILHELMS OFFICE

• FLIP pillow - get pin 

• PICK UP Toilet paper

• READ poster - get quote

• EQUIP TOILET PAPER

• PUSH toilet paper under DOOR

• EQUIP PIN

• POKE door with PIN

• PICK UP toilet paper - get key

• EQUIP KEY

• UNLOCK DOOR

Benjamin Chandler Memorial Labyrinth

• You have to traverse the labyrinth as things are randomly placed!

• You will randomly be harassed by a monster named Gary - he will eat you if you don't run! (if you talk to the RNG monster it will stop trying to eat you - at a price!)

• FIND 8 POSTERS and READ them get quotes

• FIND MAILMAN (randomly placed in labyrinth)

• • SEARCH MAILBAG - get stamp

• FIND COGWHEEL (randomly placed in labyrinth)

• • PICK UP COGWHEEL (randomly placed in labyrinth)

• FIND HANDLE 

• • PICK UP HANDLE

INFORMATION BOOTH

• Talk to Teufelstein - get BROCHURE

• Talk to Teufelstein - take note of what flavor gum he’s chewing

MAIL ROOM

• Walk to the console

• PUSH the console and *quickly* walk to the left of the TRAM

• OPEN tram to step inside

• EXAMINE BROCHURE - get coupon

• Equip COUPON

• COMBINE COUPON with STAMP - get stamped coupon

• INSERT STAMPED COUPON into mailbox

FRONT DOOR

• PICK UP PACKAGE

• EXAMINE PACKAGE - get Miracle Growth

ARBORETUM

• READ signs on FLOWER BEDS to find the one corresponding with the flavour of Teufelsteins’s gum

• EQUIP MIRACLE GROWTH

• POUR MIRACLE GROWTH into FLOWER BED

• PICK UP [fruit] 

INFORMATION BOOTH (when you have a fruit) 

• EQUIP [fruit]

• GIVE [fruit] to TEUFELSTEIN - get Satan’s Gum (*chewed* gum, ew!) 

THE GIANT GUMBALL MACHINE

• INSPECT MACHINE

• EQUIP COG WHEEL

• INSERT COG WHEEL into MACHINE

• EQUIP HANDLE

• INSERT HANDLE into MACHINE

• PULL HANDLE

• PICK UP GUMBALL

• EQUIP GUMBALL

• EXAMINE GUMBALL - get chewed gum

CANTEEN

• READ motivational poster - get quote

• TALK to ROBOT CHEF until it shows you MENU

• CHOOSE Cuban Rum and Dominican Rum to get CD-RUM

• Enjoy the robot chef’s reaction

• PICK UP WIRE

CEO DOOR

• Equip CHEWED GUM

• PRESS CHEWED GUM into BROKEN WIRE

• EQUIP Satan’ Gum

• PRESS Satan’s Gum into broken wire

• EQUIP WIRE
  PRESS WIRE into BROKEN WIRE

• Give the sliding tile puzzle from hell  your best shot - a CHEAT button will emerge after 100 moves

• answer AI’s quote with the corresponding title - if you have not READ the poster in question it will not be an option! 

The quotes are as follows:

AMBITION The inescapable dread of needing to outrun abject failure 

TEAMWORK The realization that minor contributions of others are equal to or outweigh your own 

ASPIRATIONS The ultimately hopeless dreams of unattainable achievements PRIDE The masked contempt of the shortcomings of your peers 

DETERMINATION The dogged inability to recognize and acknowledge impending failure 

ACHIEVEMENTS The yardstick by which you measure your ineptitude against that of others 

DELEGATION The art of hiding your incompetence behind the shortcomings of others

INTROSPECTION The agonizing search for meaning in a sea of meaningless failures

PERFORMANCE The insistence of continuing to parade around your insignificance

DEDICATION The crippling paranoia of having one foot in the grave of destitution

congratulations! you did it! enjoy the cut scene and the outtakes in the credits!