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Why hello there you filthy piece of trash, and welcome to the land of Dank Memes and dead dreams.
This is Mr. Memington's Dank Emporium, the land of overused internet memes. However, there is something very wrong here. Multiple of our spicy memes have been stolen over the years, so all we were left with were these "Normie" memes. So what do we do? We hire a security guard to work the nightshift and ensure that none of these memes get stolen (not like they would anyways with their quality).
However, the man who designed these...Things...Had "other plans" for them. They seem to become sentient at night and elimenate all those who they believe are intruders. Is it a malfunction in their heat-seeking security features, or is it something much more...Sinister
But if you ever get spooked by the sight of these things acting up, just remember this short little phrase that helped out all the other guards here: Stay calm. Don't die. Repeat. Got it? Good Luck...
Cartoon Violence
Alcohol Reference
Mild Language
Crass Humor