Happy Ball Is Happy

Happy Ball was in his Happy Place, a small-ish and quiet spot that wasn’t too near to any major air traffic lanes and smelt faintly of heather as long as the wind was blowing in the right direction. He wasn’t feeling particularly happy however, because a quiet afternoon of grinning like a psychopath and gently bouncing around had been utterly ruined by the arrival of a Big Happy Ball which had decided to muscle in and take over Happy Ball’s air space!

Anyone who has ever been deluged with emails about packs of new smilies is about to find out where the little… darlings come from; the Big Happy Ball, a genetically-enhanced killing machine that just happens to grin a lot, is able to churn out potentially lethal smilies at a truly hideous rate (think of the queen creature in Aliens and assume it’s an evening when she can’t find anything even half decent on the telly) which Happy Ball must deal with to defend himself whilst giving the Big Happy Ball a good and solid if somewhat metaphorical kicking. And Happy Ball isn’t defenseless either, because like the Big Happy Ball he too can produce a stream of smaller Happy Balls which can be utilised as artillery.
#shooter