Lard of Duty

Done as a game request for a friend. This game is meant to be pain inducing so as a warning to you, don't wear headphones while playing this. YOU WILL BLEED! If your character randomly dies, don't worry about it. Yellow rectangles in my mind only have a 5 minute life-span. They also reproduce extremely quickly so you will never run out of rectangles to fail getting past Childrens Multi-Vitamins with. And yes, the noise in the backround is the music. I told you it would be pain inducing. I wasn't kidding. Random needs to restart the game are part of the psycological strength needed to play. It is recommended to attend counseling after playing this game.

P.S. The game may or may not keep track of score. Each enemy you kill gives you 1 point, so assuming you have a sticky note and a pen you should be able to handle it yourself.
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