Trophies
Zeroine
Die in 0 seconds.
It Only Takes a Second
Die in under 1 second.
Ten Lady Ultra
Survive 10 seconds in one game.
Fifteen to Fun
Survive 15 seconds in one game.
Nobody Likes You
Survive 23 seconds in one game.
Nought to Thirty
Survive 30 seconds in one game.
Prime or Reason
Survive 37 seconds in one game.
Brimful of Asha
Survive 45 seconds in one game.
Herby
Survive 53 seconds in one game.
Gone in 60 Seconds
Survive 60 seconds in one game.
Lose Your Hair
Survive 64 seconds in one game.
Nosaer Ro Emirp
Survive 73 seconds in one game.
Newchieve
Survive 83 seconds in one game.
Great Scott!
Survive 88 seconds in one game.
Centurion
Survive 100 seconds in one game.
Easy As
Survive 123 seconds in one game.
Bully
Survive 180 seconds in one game.
Pointless Trophy
Survive 200 seconds in one game.
MLG Chieve
Survive 420 seconds in one game.
Check Me Out
Survive 501 seconds in one game.
Jackpot
Survive 777 seconds in one game.
Hastily Won
Survive 1,066 seconds in one game.
Mic Check
Survive 1,212 seconds in one game.
The Trophy Formerly Known as Prince
Survive 1,999 seconds in one game.
WALL-V
Die to the wall 5 times.
Berlin
Die to the wall 25 times.
It's Wall Ogre Now
Die to the wall 100 times.
Spike's Peak
Die to spikes 5 times.
Shaft
Die to spikes 25 times.
Ruptured but Whole
Die to spikes 100 times.
Return Descender
Fall to your death 5 times.
Down Blunder
Fall to your death 25 times.
Bottom Bleeder
Fall to your death 100 times.
Dead-Jagoogoo
Die in goo twice.
Goo You
Die in goo 10 times.
Goo Grief
Die in goo 25 times.
Up and Away
Use a trampoline.
Spring Forward
Use 10 trampolines.
Mile High
Use 100 trampolines.
Air Born
Use 1,000 trampolines.
Gooh Wee
You’re 100% gooey.
Goo Stick You
You’re 1,000% gooey.
Goo Matron
You’re 10,000% gooey.
Mikhail Goobachev
You’re 100,000% gooey.
Consistent
Survive 100 seconds in 5 games.
The Hang
Survive 100 seconds in 20 games.
Power Hour
Survive 100 seconds in 36 games.
Master of Arts
Survive 500 seconds in 5 games.
Tryback
Play 100 games.
Bo' Try
Play 500 games.
Try All and Error
Play 1,000 games.
Mad Hoc
Be in-game for a total of 10 minutes.
Mad Nauseam
Be in-game for a total of 30 minutes.
Mad Hominem
Be in-game for a total of 1 hour.
Mad Infinitum
Be in-game for a total of 2 hours.
Erry Day
Gain second wind.
I'm In Me Moom's Car
Gain second wind 20 times.
Gotta Go Fast!
Gain second wind 100 times.
Oh Baby, A Triple!
Gain second wind 3 times in one game.
Wow! ;)
Gain second wind 8 times in one game.
My Hope Will Never Die
Gain second wind 20 times in one game.
Vary Liquid
Use 4 themes.
Claudia Differ
Use 8 themes.
Theme Spark
Use 12 themes.
Colouring Win
Use all 16 themes.
Don't Know It
Discover 20 poems.
Rhyme or Reason
Discover 40 poems.
Limerickrolled
Discover 60 poems.
Poet Laureate
Discover all 80 poems.
Rip
Fart.
On the Nose
Die at exactly 10:00.
Teenage Dirtmad
Die between 13:00 and 19:99.
Connell
Die between 74:00 and 75:00.
Where I Want to Be
Die between 90:00 and 210:00.
Devilish
Die between 616:00 and 666:00.
Jenny
Die between 867:00 and 5,309:00.
2 Mad 2 Furious
Survive 100 seconds in the 2Mad theme.
Booty Coconut
Survive 100 seconds in the Well Cut Lass theme.
In Your Pants
Survive 100 seconds in the Off to the Rave theme.
Atchibumentu
Survive 100 seconds in the Nippon Ni theme.
Monochrome Dildo
Survive 100 seconds in the Fifty Shades theme.
Maddie Simpson
Survive 100 seconds in the Cartoon Heroes theme.
The Distant Ship
Survive 100 seconds in the Lunar Midnight theme.
Pobol Y Fun
Survive 100 seconds in the Aberystwyth Shore theme.
Hoenn
Survive 100 seconds in the HM03 theme.
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Survive 100 seconds in the Look How Rich I Am theme.
Fun Fun Fun in the Sun Sun Sun
Survive 100 seconds in the Sunny Day theme.
McDiabetes
Survive 100 seconds in the Lovin’ Good theme.
McCaffeine Antivirus
Survive 100 seconds in the Flying Taurus theme.
Dublin Pistols
Survive 100 seconds in the iReland theme.
Razorblades
Survive 100 seconds in the Tricker’s Treat theme.
The Doors
Survive 100 seconds in the Cheque Please theme.
Groping Leprechaun
Survive 50 seconds in Pogo mode.
Dynaster
Survive 100 seconds in Pogo mode.
Dead Pedestrian
Survive 250 seconds in Pogo mode.
Pooooooogooooooooo
Survive 500 seconds in Pogo mode.
Wall Ace
Survive 50 seconds in Fast Wall mode.
Wall Street
Survive 100 seconds in Fast Wall mode.
David Wall Iams
Survive 250 seconds in Fast Wall mode.
Wall Itzkrieg
Survive 500 seconds in Fast Wall mode.
Amoeba
Survive 50 seconds in No Backsies mode.
:..i Am WhO i Am Nd U cAnT cHaNgE mE fUr NuTtInK..:
Survive 100 seconds in No Backsies mode.
We'll Meet Again, Don't Know Where, Don't... Oh, Hi Again
Survive 250 seconds in No Backsies mode.
There Once Was A Man, Name Of Chunt
Survive 500 seconds in No Backsies mode.
Trophy-Naming Fatigue
Survive 50 seconds in Double Speed mode.
No Seriously
Survive 100 seconds in Double Speed mode.
This Is The Second To Last One I'm Adding Right Now
Survive 250 seconds in Double Speed mode.
Woo, All Done! Time To Watch Filth On Telly!
Survive 500 seconds in Double Speed mode.
Drip
Shart.
Hour Mother, Who Art In Maddening
Hallowed be thy name. Now survive a full hour in any mode. LOL