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Amazing humor.

:)

This was a pretty fun and easy little arcade game. The graphics were simple, the music was nice and fit the mood, and the object was simple and fun to do. Some aspects of the game kind of surprised me while I was playing through the game and the two possible endings you can get are actually pretty funny. All in all, a fun short little arcade game that adds a goofy aspect to selling art. I also did a quick video on my experiance with the game if anyone is interested.

THE MORE YOU DRINK THE MORE YOU BUY! | Move D'Arte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZDfBVfRAQ

Game Soundtrack

1 song

Mining by Moonlight (In-Game Theme) by Kevin MacLeod
 

How to Play:
Arrow Keys - Move
Space Bar - Revive Drunk Abby

Title Screen
1 - View story, play tutorial game
2 - Jump into a harder game
Esc - Quit

Description:
Abby is the only one who showed up for work at East Park Gallery, the day of the gallery's big gala. And there's a lot of crappy art to sell!

Features a shockingly realistic simulation of employment at an unscrupulous art gallery:

  • Get patrons drunk enough to buy the bad art!

  • Put out fires and cigars to preserve the paintings long enough to sell them!

  • Use a fan to destroy fire-causing smoke clouds!

  • Try not to get so drunk that you black out and embarrass yourself!

  • Sell $10,000 worth of garbage art to avoid sleeping with your boss!

Bonus Tips:

  • Angry patrons help sober drunk patrons, so make sure at least half of your visitors are happy.

  • An angry patron is better than a smoker.

  • The higher the Drunkometer goes, the harder Abby is to control. Pace yourself!

  • If you're too drunk to walk, keep moving to sober up faster.

Special Thanks:

  • Indie Speed Run 2015 for encouraging this game.

  • Parkwest Gallery, whose corruption inspired this game in the first place.
    #arcade



teen
Mild Cartoon Violence
Alcohol Use
Tobacco Use
Brief Nudity
Sexual Themes
Mature Humor
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