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"why did you get a job here, of all places. you could have gotten one at a fast-food restaurant, or god forbid the graveyard across the street. This place literally has 0 stars on yelp. That’s how bad it is." -Jack (Manager) 1/5 stars
”what are you doing in my house?” Random civilian 1/5 stars
this is a normal office simulator where you can
do office things in an office environment
get blinded by the palest of all Irishmen (is that even legal?)
a semi-free roam area
walk down the endless hallway of death (did I mention it’s endless?)
Get fired (please don’t. we need employees)
harass innocent people on the street (don’t, that makes the company look bad)
pet a doge (it just wandered in one day and we can't get rid of it)
never retire because your soul is now bound to this place (I haven't seen my family in 35 years. send for help)
W̶̱̎Ȑ̵̬ ̵̥͗Ñ̷̗F̸̱̂E̸͈͆L̴̘̊ ̴͖͌S̶̻̕Í̴̤F̶̺̽ ̷͖̃R̶̖̓ ̸̞͂S̷̘̒Ẇ̶̤E̵̺͑C̸̨̀ ̵͓̽O̶̤̽R̸̤̂E̶͐͜D̴͕͗R̶̲̈́E̷̢̐Į̸́S̷̰͑Ḛ̸͌R̶̘̕Ǫ̴͂C̶͖̏H̸̟͛A̷̠͛È̴̜U̵͇̾L̸̛͉I̵̥̕G̴̜͐ ̸̪̓I̸͈͋W̶̻̽R̷̼̈́Ĺ̴̻ ̵͉̈D̶̺͠T̵̟̈́E̴͙̊ ̴̥́H̵̥͛N̸̖͝E̸̖͛T̷͈̽R̵̜̆Ù̴͖E̸̐ͅĚ̴̮T̷̗͠W̵̗͑ ̸̯̌Ť̴̪ ̸̐͜H̸̥͊V̵̡̿R̷̞̚N̴͙̍E̶͍̚É̸͈G̶̯̍S̷̡͗M̶̖̂U̷̙̇D̴͖̓Ẃ̸̗ ̴͆ͅL̵̫͛ ̷͉̿Ę̵̂ ̶̲̋V̷͓͊ ̵͉͛W̸̘̄L̵̻̈́Ů̴͓T̸͇̈V̴͙̀ ̸̪͐T̴͙̾A̸͖͘Ỹ̸͜Ů̵̹A̸̹͆Ę̵̌A̶̠̔ ̸͍͊ ̶͖͝O̶̤͠O̶̠̓K̸̲͋ ̸̯͊Ȍ̷͓N̵͔̒ ̵̝̑E̴̞͝A̶̱͋D̸͍̒Ã̷̼H̸͖̄Ŗ̸̔N̸͓̓T̷̀ͅG̷̖̔L̴̟̅ ̶͎͐Ö̷͔́Ș̵̆H̷̊͜ ̵̟̐Ḙ̵͝E̵̢̿É̸͍U̵͕͝K̴̫̓Y̷̯͝Ȩ̵̇ ̷̗̆I̵̝̅ ̸̘̐H̷͝ͅR̸̖͒Ē̵̮Ē̷͉M̴̝̋E̷̺͐ ̸̮̅C̵̭͗Ù̷̟N̷̢̈́V̶̝̎L̴̯͘A̵̍ͅẈ̵̊ ̵̧̾L̷̲͐J̴̣͌ ̵̇ͅĂ̴͜T̶̙͠ ̸̦̃D̵͎̾ ̶͉̕ ̷̬͝Ļ̶̃S̴̹͝T̷̫͗Ỳ̵͖Ő̶͕Ṫ̴͈D̶̹̉ ̴̧̛E̸̻͐È̴͚O̶͆͜ ̷͖͌F̴̻̏ ̵̖͠Ỳ̷̳R̸͙̀C̶̻̐ ̴̮̀S̷̢̈́Ṫ̷̝U̶͇͂ ̴̼͌Ȓ̵̲O̷̥͒E̴̘̊E̶̼͝E̸̹̿ ̷̲͑H̸͈͐O̶̜̐E̵̱͛P̵͘ͅ
This game is meant to look bad to make it funny, please remember this before ranting in the comments.