Shokora's Schoolhouse

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Today you decide to play some Wii games. But you realized most of your favorite games are gone. You thought to yourself that your life is ruined, when suddenly, you find something lying on the floor. A video game called Shokora’s Schoolhouse. The game was about going to a special school to learn how to be smart at video games. As much as you didn’t care, you decided to play it anyway. As the game launches, the game grabs you, and sends you through the screen. You wake up in a pink schoolhouse, and you see a princess red hair, and a pink and purple dress. It’s Princess Shokora! The owner of the schoolhouse! She greets you with a smile on her face, welcoming you to her schoolhouse. She has your favorite games in her classrooms. You try to find them and a way back home. But are you smart enough?

MEET THE CREW!

Princess Shokora

Princess Shokora has traded her royal duties for a teaching certificate and a short fuse. As a loyal princess that has created her very own schoolhouse, she has an incredible ear for opened doors and even more incredible standards for knowledge. Infuriated by your constant "stupidity” and your refusal to return to WarioWare: Move It! after so long, she built her own schoolhouse to force you into a curriculum of discipline. She uses her devastating punches to keep you on your toes, stalking the halls with royal authority. Her descent into educational madness peaked when, upon hearing you having the intention to leave her alone with a yellow apple monster, she flew into a blind rage and brutally dispatched the apple monster. Now, she won't let you leave until you've learned your lesson—the hard way.

5-Volt

5-Volt takes on her role with a terrifying maternal authority. Her resentment toward you stems from a deep-seated grudge regarding SpongeBob SquigglePants; she cannot forgive you for failing her son 9-Volt’s favorite level, PixelBob, and refusing to retry it, even though you complained your wrist was aching from holding the bulky uDraw GameTablet instead of resting it on your lap. Now, she stalks the halls enforcing rules like no running, no apple monsters, no entering staff rooms, no bullying, and no escaping detention. When she catches you and drags you to the office, the longer your sentence lasts—and the closer Princess Shokora gets to your location—the happier 5-Volt and her son are.

Captain Syrup

Captain Syrup steps into Shokora’s Schoolhouse to increase the possibility of Princess Shokora attacking you. She patrols the school's hallways with a hemp skipping rope. Her goal is to engage players in a mandatory skipping game if she catches them. Successfully completing her mini-game is required before a player can proceed. While she can be a challenging obstacle, encountering her is preferable to being caught by Princess Shokora. While Captain Syrup’s treasure-hunting spirit remains, her only goal in this schoolhouse is to stall your escape so Princess Shokora can catch up, making her the most piratical pest to ever roam the school halls.

The Noise

The Noise serves as the unpredictable schoolyard menace, with his signature chaotic flair. He loiters in the hallways with a mischievous grin, ready to take away your hard-earned coin or Wii Fuel energy drink to fund his latest pranks. If you lack any items to appease him, he blocks your path entirely, vibrating with frantic energy and taunting you with his cackles. While he might not have a detention slip with your name on it, his presence is a constant, noisy obstacle designed to ruin your perfect run and leave you vulnerable to Princess Shokora’s approaching punches.

Dynamite Anton

Dynamite Anton, Boiler City’s reddest, angriest, foul-mouthed demolitionist has stormed into the schoolhouse! As a one-man destructive force, Dynamite Anton is here to BLAST through the halls, screaming at the top of his lungs while his mighty hammer destroys anyone and anything in his path. He moves at supersonic speeds, leaving a trail of pure chaos and rubble behind him. When Happy Hour comes, either you get out of the way, or get BLASTED into tiny pieces!

Peppino Spaghetti

Peppino Spaghetti is a jittery, anxious pizza chef, constantly pacing the halls, trying to avoid eye contact while mumbling about his crippling debt. Usually shy, he will ignore the player until all of your favorite games are collected. When that happens, his fear turns into explosive rage over you getting your games back. He will charge at blinding speeds, creating a chaotic, blurry distortion across the screen. If he catches you, he drags you back to the start of the level in a panicked rage, essentially forcing you to face Princess Shokora again in a desperate attempt to ruin your streak.

Dynamite Annie as 1st Prize

Dynamite Annie, the reckless, green-skinned demolitionist, stepping into Shokora’s Schoolhouse! She roams the halls looking to catch students at a high-speed dash that pins you against walls and speeds you up, but often sends you running directly into Princess Shokora’s path. She’s a wayward narcissist who thrives on speed and destruction, so don't expect her to stop just because you asked—she's far too busy causing mayhem to care about school rules.

Keinan R Kowalski (You)

It’s been way too long since you last played WarioWare Move It, and now you’re in for a lot of bad luck. You wanted to leave the game and never come back to it, after failing one of Kat and Ana’s microgames by “slaying the ground” (which is the stupidest thing someone could ever do) little did you know, that what you will witness next will be something you will never forget.